Out of all my "social" networking sites, this is the one that represents my true self the most. Mainly due to the amount of wine I drink before I post shit. If you're easily offended I suggest you piss off to another page. The words cunt, twat, and fuck will be used gratuitously and in excess but not nearly as much as I would like...

You may feel the tiniest little prick, it will only hurt for a second…

You may feel the tiniest little prick, it will only hurt for a second…

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I feel exactly this way right now…

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I feel exactly this way right now…

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Mugabe promises ‘hell for gays’ in Zimbabwe if he wins

I can think of better slogans, he must be running as a Republican…

Source: projectqueer

LOOK: Westboro's Chilling Response To Child's 'Lemonade For Peace' Sale

projectqueer:

TW: gay slur

The Westboro Baptist Church has responded to one little girl’s campaign to raise money for peace the only way they seem to know how: with a homophobic jab. Over the weekend, the story of Jayden Sink and her lemonade stand went viral online, with thousands of people sharing news of how a 5-year-old took on the Westboro Baptist Church. As The Huffington Post previously reported, Jayden is the daughter of Jon Sink, founder of the philanthropic arts group FRESHCASSETTE - Creative Compassion. The two decided to sell lemonade outside the Equality House — a rainbow-colored dwelling owned by nonprofit Planting Peace that campaigns for human rights, gay rights and anti-bullying efforts — to raise money for peace and love Saturday.

The Equality House sits across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church’s Topeka, Kan., compound, and the anti-gay, quasi-religious group was none too happy with Jayden’s event. Members from the group apparently attempted to call the local police and later stooped to yelling profanities at lemonade drinkers. On Monday, Westboro members took things to a new low when they posted an anti-gay message on their marquee, reading: “FAGS & ENABLERS ALL BURN IN HELL LEMONADE WON’T COOL ANY TONGUES.”

A sign outside the Westboro Baptist Church compound. Story continues below. 
westboro baptist church responds

Davis Hammet, Director of Operations at Planting Peace, is not surprised Westboro rejected Jayden’s message. The group’s messages of hate have been directed at many more people than just Jayden. Just a few days ago, that same marquee had a message thanking God for killing the children in the Oklahoma tornado.

“We don’t hate the Westboro Baptist members, we pity them,” he told The Huffington Post in an email correspondence Monday. “We see their hateful signs every day and they remind us how important it is to take a stand for equality and justice. The nasty things they say come from a very dark place. We truly pity them and are thrilled that many members are finding their way out of this hate group.”

Of course, we all know who the real winner is. To date, Jayden has helped raise more than $16,000 for Planting Peace and the Equality House with an online campaign through Crowdrise. She plans to set up her stand outside the Equality House on more hot summer days in the future. Planting Peace founder Aaaron Jackson wants everyone to remember this is a story about peace and not about retribution, he told HuffPost in a separate email Monday. Jayden simply sought to spread goodwill, something Westboro chooses not to do.

“I believe that Jayden’s story of spreading love and peace by raising awareness and money by way of a little pink lemonade stand is why so many people have embraced the story and felt compelled to take part in the movement.”

So many suicide bombers, yet not one has hit these motherfuckers.  Please if you want to blow something up feel free to hit this place up, I bet not a single soul would try to stop you…come on…these virgins waiting for you…

Source: projectqueer

wilwheaton:

excellent use of comic sans.

Yup

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rollingstone:

“I did a song with Snoop Dogg called ‘Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,’ so people can put it together for themselves. I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana – people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don’t care. I’ve seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I’ve never seen that happen with weed.” - Miley Cyrus

Say what you want about her, she’s gone from zero to hero in so many ways…

rollingstone:

I did a song with Snoop Dogg called ‘Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,’ so people can put it together for themselves. I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana – people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don’t care. I’ve seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I’ve never seen that happen with weed.” - Miley Cyrus

Say what you want about her, she’s gone from zero to hero in so many ways…

Source: Rolling Stone

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

I love Top Gear

AC-CELER-ATE!!!!!

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And explosive diarrhea…

And explosive diarrhea…